Bye, Trump.

I hope the rest of your life sucks in every conceivable way.

I want Trump to live out the remainder of his life feeling exactly the way we’ve all felt these last four years: drowning in an interminable miasma of grief, fear, exhaustion, and impotent rage. I would ask for shame and embarrassment, too, but I don’t think he’s capable of those.


There are 400,000 Americans dead of COVID-19 as of today.

As of today, over 400,000 Americans have died of COVID-19. It took about 36 days to go from 300,000 deaths to 400,000. Experts are predicting 500,000 deaths before the end of February.

About two Americans a minute are dying of COVID-19.

At noon tomorrow, Donald Trump, the worst president in American history, leaves office. I hope to fuck Joe Biden is capable of cleaning up the mess Trump left behind.

Things to Read:

The attempted coup is not yet over.

Hold on tight. This will not be over soon.

Trump will leave office. Joe Biden will be president. That will happen at noon on January 20.

Until then, things are going to be scary and probably dangerous. After that, Trump’s cultists and various associated Nazis and white supremacists will fracture and we’ll be facing a serious domestic terrorism problem, backed by a population of fools who, if not quite terrorists themselves, will certainly be happy to egg them on.

“Unity” with Republicans, who helped create this problem, will not solve this. Let’s all hope Joe Biden has better plans than that.

Also, this:

Trump’s Twitter account permanently suspended


Good job. Now let’s impeach him, and Pence and the cabinet can grow a spine and 25th his ass while Congress diddles around with the impeachment procedure. The shambling shell of a man instigated a goddamn coup attempt, people. There. Must. Be. Consequences.

🔗 Twitter Blog: Permanent suspension of @realDonaldTrump

After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.

Also, for the love of little puppies with heart-shaped spots, can we please all agree not to screenshot his every damn Parler announcement and share it on Twitter?

And while I’m here, this too:

WTF, Twitter, I'm not following any of these accounts.
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