5TtRT: the ‘MAGAbomber,’ Trump’s iPhone, the refugee caravan, Super Typhoon Yutu, & E.T.

We’re almost finished with the second season of “The Good Place,” and this show is delightful. We’re apparently the last people to know that. But in case we’re not, and you haven’t watched it either, you should. It’s on Netflix.

We’re almost finished with the second season of “The Good Place,” and this show is delightful. We’re apparently the last people to know that. But in case we’re not, and you haven’t watched it either, you should. It’s on Netflix.

5 Things to Read Today

💣 NBC News: Two packages sent to Joe Biden, one to Robert De Niro match other mailed pipe bombs

More mailed pipe bombs, this time to former VP Joe Biden and Robert De Niro, Bombs have also been sent to the Clintons, the Obamas, George Soros, John Brennan/CNN, former AG Eric Holder, and Rep. Maxine Waters. You can read more about this in the New York Times, Vox and NBC News. JJ McNab, extremist expert, has some thoughts in this Twitter thread, too.

📱 New York Times: When Trump Phones Friends, the Chinese and the Russians Listen and Learn

Trump’s using an unsecured iPhone to make calls to whatever passes for his friends, and the Chinese, Russians, and let’s be honest here, probably others, are listening in. Not a guess, this is apparently a thing our intelligence people know. The good news is that since Trump doesn’t read anything and can’t be bothered to learn anything, he’s probably not giving away that much. (That’s a joke. You know he’s bragging up any classified information he’s managed to retain, constantly, to everyone.)

🇲🇽 CNN: Mattis expected to send 800 more troops to southern border

You must be aware by now that there’s an extremely large caravan of refugees, mostly from Honduras, headed our way. There are several thousand of them, and they plan to seek refugee status when they get here. They’re weeks away. Also, unarmed, and likely exhausted. Probably sick and hungry, too. Mattis is sending troops to the border to “stop them.” It’s a political stunt. You can read more about the caravan itself at Vox.

🌀 Vox: Super Typhoon Yutu, one of the strongest storms ever, just pulverized a US territory

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but there’s a frickin’ massive typhoon tearing ass through the Pacific Ocean right now, and it just wiped out a couple of islands that are US territories.

👽 Nerd Processor: E.T. Is Secretly the Scariest Movie of All Time

And finally, to wrap things up on a lighter (?) note, Rob Bricken explains in his new column, Nerd Processor, that E.T. is actually a monster, and I really can’t argue with it.

5TtRT: George Soros, Donald Trump, Russia, asylum seeker conspiracies & Evil Week

We recently started watching “The Good Place” because I kept hearing that it was really good and we like Kristen Bell. Right around the third episode we looked at each other and were like, “So, the ‘Good Place’ has to be Hell, right?”

We recently started watching “The Good Place” because I kept hearing that it was really good and we like Kristen Bell. Right around the third episode we looked at each other and were like, “So, the ‘Good Place’ has to be Hell, right?” We’re at episode eight or nine and I’m pretty sure we were right.

Anyway, some news.

5 Things to Read Today

💣 New York Times: At George Soros’s Home in N.Y. Suburb, Explosive Device Is Found in Mailbox

It turns out that George Soros is an actual real person, not an urban legend invented by the right wing, and someone mailed him a bomb.

🤯 CNN: Trump embraces ‘nationalist’ title at Texas rally

Trump said at a rally Monday night, “You know what a globalist is? A globalist is a person that wants the globe to do well, frankly, not caring about our country so much, and you know what, we can’t have that. You know, they have a word. It sort of became old-fashioned. It’s called a nationalist, and I say, ‘Really, we’re not supposed to use that word?’ You know what I am? I’m a nationalist. … Use that word.” In the alt-right parlance “globalist” is a dog-whistle for “Jewish.” And obviously we know “nationalist” from, y’know, Nazis. So don’t let the media bullshit you on this one. Trump was talking to his Nazi-ass base, here.

🇷🇺 NPR: Here’s How Russia Runs Its Disinformation Effort Against The 2018 Midterms

Yes, the Russians (and others) are still messing with us.

🤪 TPM: WH Doesn’t Have Evidence For Conspiracy About Asylum Seekers Traveling To Border

So there’s a huge caravan of folks from South America heading this way from war- and violence-torn countries, hoping to seek asylum in America. Trump, of course, has been telling outrageous lies about the caravan.

😈 Lifehacker: Evil Week

To wrap things up, it’s “Evil Week” at Lifehacker, where they explain all things evil, selfish, lazy, and duplicitous, in the name of education. It’s always a hoot, and often quite informative.

Friday Round-Up

Every year in October I tell myself that I’m gonna review all my TV show episodes and every year I fail almost immediately, so this year I’m not gonna try that hard at it. I watch a lot of TV and it’s hard to keep up. Especially with all this “life” and “work” and “Trump” junk that keeps getting in the way.

Every year in October I tell myself that I’m gonna review all my TV show episodes and every year I fail almost immediately, so this year I’m not gonna try that hard at it. I watch a lot of TV and it’s hard to keep up. Especially with all this “life” and “work” and “Trump” junk that keeps getting in the way.

5 Things to Read Today

Jamal Khashoggi is a Saudi journalist who was an American resident and a columnist for the Washington Post. He went “missing” recently, and it seems pretty damn certain that Saudi Arabia had him assassinated. Trump is, of course, doing nothing about it, because the guy works for a paper Trump hates and he’s a non-white person. Also because the Saudis own Trump.

Black Lightning Season 2

Black Lightning

I am consistently thrilled with Black Lightning. It’s excellently written, has fantastic acting, and it’s topical. It’s one of the best superhero shows the CW is putting out right now.

Riverdale Season 2

Riverdale

Riverdale is my guilty pleasure. This show is a melodramatic soap opera packed full of terrible people doing stupid things, but the acting and writing are great and the show is frequently hilarious. Plus, Cheryl, who is my Patronus.

Supernatural Season 14

Supernatural

We re-watched the whole run of Supernatural over the summer, which was the first time I’d ever done that, and it was a lot of fun. You forget how far these characters have come. I’m pretty tickled with the setup for this season. I can’t wait to see how it plays out.

The Flash: Nora (S5, Ep. 1)

The Flash is back! On one hand, there were a lot of cool things in this episode. On the other hand, there were a few annoying CW/Flash things in this episode.

The Flash is back! On one hand, there were a lot of cool things in this episode. On the other hand, there were a few annoying CW/Flash things in this episode.

(Spoilers, y’all.)

The Flash: Season 5

Cool Things

Drunk Cisco was funny. Hungover Cisco was a riot. We got the ring with the suit in it – finally! – and it was apparently made by a protege of our Atom, Ryan Choi. Ralph Dibney figured out time travel and the “many” -verse all on his own (“And all of you already knew this, didn’t you?”). Plus, we got a new set, the lounge (“You finally found my spot. I’ve been napping in here since Day One.”) Also, Cecile’s apparently keeping her telepathy?

Annoying Things

Of course Nora’s back to save her dad. And of course Barry didn’t tell anyone about it. Oh my gaaaaawd how many times do we have to do this “keeping a secret” plot?

Also, are you seriously trying to tell me Barry’s been staring at that damn newspaper for four seasons and is only just now thinking about the part where the Flash disappears in a crisis?

We’re going to have to deal with Iris being hurt and pushy about her relationship with Nora instead of having her immediately be like, “Something is weird, here… Barry’s about to die or something, right? Damn it.”

To Summarize

Over all it was a great episode – funny, set up a lot of fun plot-related things for the season, new costumes, new sets, all sorts of good stuff. I like Nora, I’m glad Ralph’s sticking around, I’m interested in the side plots that were introduced, I’m looking forward to whatever comes of Killer Frost’s “disappearance.” I just wish the show could get over a few of it’s trope-y plot hangups.

Line of the Night Award

It obviously has to be Ralph Dibney’s “I mean, if Eddie wanted to erase Thawne from existence, why didn’t he just have a vasectomy?”

Reviews

Up Next

  • Next episode: Oct. 16, 2018
  • Blocked – “Barry and Team Flash track down a meta that is stealing high-tech weapons, only to cross paths with a new foe named Cicada, who is hunting the very same meta, with nefarious intent.” (IMDB)
  • Trailer!

Doctor Who: The Woman Who Fell To Earth

I have no complaints about “The Woman Who Fell To Earth.” It was amazing and perfect and I love it. You should too, because I said so.

I have no complaints about The Woman Who Fell To Earth. It was amazing and perfect and I love it. You should too, because I said so.

That’s it. That’s my review.

Here’s what’s in store for the new series of Doctor Who.

Okay, okay. A little more detail. Fine.

Here’s what I love about Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor, lucky number thirteen. She’s kind and empathetic. She brooks no nonsense. She’s decent, apologizes, and says thank you to her companions, whom she empowers to get the job done. (“Do what you have to, use your initiative!”)

She used some kind of double-headed super blowtorch and a bunch of tools to jury-rig spoons and leftover widgets into a new sonic screwdriver. She made no real comment whatsoever on suddenly being a woman. When she knew a new friend was hurting, she stopped by to check in on him.

She was awesome and clearly the Doctor. I love her and may have a tiny crush on her.

I have heard a few complaints. I saw one on Twitter that stuck out, some turd complaining that the Doctor’s new sonic screwdriver looked like “a cyberman’s dildo.”

Guys? All of the sonic screwdrivers looked like a dildo. This one just looks like it was made by a woman. You can tell, because it has a smooth surface, no edges, and a handy curve.

I love the new companions. They seem earthier and more real than recent companions.

I loved the tone of the episode. Small but very real stakes. Grounded.

During the Moffat years things had gotten too big and silly. The Doctor was a smug jerk. A magic alien who always had all the answers and really only needed a companion around so he had someone to brag to and rescue occasionally. The stakes of the adventure were always The End Of The World. The companions were always the special this, or the impossible that.

This felt like a return to the 9th Doctor years, when things were a little more low key, more real, and, for me, at least, that makes them more engaging.

I can’t wait for the rest of this season.

Line of the Night Award

“That’s right, I’m calling you Yaz, ‘cos we’re friends now.” – the Doctor.

Reviews

Coming Up

  • Next episode: Oct. 14, 8 p.m.
  • The Ghost Monument: “Still reeling from their first encounter, can the Doctor and her new friends stay alive long enough, in a hostile alien environment, to solve the mystery of Desolation? And just who are Angstrom and Epzo?” (IMDB)
  • Here’s the trailer.

2018-2019 TV Preview

It’s October, which means one thing: My TV shows are coming back.

It’s October, which means one thing: My TV shows are coming back.

I mean, it also means a lot of other things, like the midterm elections are 35 days away, and Halloween is coming up, and it’s almost winter, and you really should have started your Christmas shopping already, and all sorts of stuff like that.

But really, the important bit is the TV shows.

📺 TV Series

Of all the shows I have listed up there, I have to say the one I’m looking forward to the least is Arrow. The back half of that last season was just so frickin’ tedious. We still haven’t finished it. I guess Oliver went to prison or some junk? Do I need to know anything more than that?

💻 Netflix

There’s no word yet on when season 4 of Lucifer will hit – sometime in early 2019 is anyone’s best guess. However, word has it that Tom Ellis will have nude scenes in the Netflix season, which I point out because the actor seems to have panicked over that a bit and hit literally all the gyms. Dude looks like Captain America now.

Iron Fist‘s second season dropped a couple weeks ago and we’ve only watched the first episode of that. I heard it was better, but I haven’t been able to work up the interest yet. I just hate everyone on that show so much. The only character I really have any interest in is Colleen. I don’t suppose Danny dies and she ends up being the Iron Fist, does she? Because then I’d be interested.

📽️ Movies

Upcoming movies that I have any interest in are thin on the ground. Aquaman comes out early next year I think, but I’m not giving movie theater money to a DC movie until they prove they’re worth it. I think Venom is actually out in a couple of days, but I can’t summon any interest at all in that. We might catch it some night on Netflix if we’re bored.

5TtRT: Nerd Edition

I have a busy day ahead, so here’s a quick look at all the nerd news that’s come out in the last few days.

I have a busy day ahead, so here’s a quick look at all the nerd news that’s come out in the last few days.

5 Things to Read Today

  1. EW: Brie Larson takes flight as Captain Marvel on this week’s EW cover – First “official” pics of Brie Larson as Captain Marvel!
  2. io9: Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor Who Will Premiere in October, on a New Night – Doctor Who debuts Oct. 7!
  3. Den of Geek: House of Cards Season 6: Release Date, Trailer, Cast, News, and Story Details – The sixth and final season of House of Cards, headlining my fav, Claire Underwood, drops on Nov. 2.
  4. SlashFilm: ‘Iron Fist’ Season 2 Early Buzz: A Vast Improvement Over the First Season But Still Not Great – Season 2 of Iron Fist drops this Friday, Sept. 7, so y’all know what I’m doing this weekend. I don’t expect it to be spectacular, but it sounds like it’ll be fun.
  5. TV Line: Supernatural Boss: ‘It’s Challenging to Write Episodes Without Dean’ – Sounds like they’re not doing that BS they pulled with “demon Dean” where it was only a thing for like three episodes. Michael’s apparently going to be the season’s Big Bad.