“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”
– Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
– Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
– Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
“If you trust in yourself… and believe in your dreams… and follow your star… you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
– Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
– Terry Pratchett, Eric