☕ Folgers is trying to rebrand themselves as the coffee for non-coffee snobs. Folgers, it’s not that your coffee is too old fashioned, it’s that your coffee tastes like stale butt. No amount of rebranding on Earth will fix that.
⚖️ Clarence and Ginni Thomas were in on it. Of course they were. No one is surprised by this.
🕍 The FBI is warning Jewish people in New Jersey of credible threats against their synagogues.
🍊 Expect Trump to announce his run after the midterms. With any luck he’ll announce and be immediately indicted. Will that tank his run for the White House? Fuck I hope so.