Ted Cruz' war on Thanksgiving

Ted Cruz’ War on Thanksgiving, I guess.

NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE THANKSGIVING AWAY FROM YOU YOU FESTERING DUMBASS WE’RE JUST JUST TRYING TO NOT KILL MORE PEOPLE JFC

Goddammit I want to have a nice Thanksgiving with my family too, I just don’t want to fucking kill anyone to do it. JFC, the selfishness is breathtaking and maddening. I cannot wait for Christmas, these assholes are going to go utterly nuclear when no one can go anywhere for that either.