I’m aiming for witch myself, but I’m not gonna rule out adding a dash of cat lady to the mix.
🔗 Glamour: Are You There, God? It’s Me, Menopause
Menopause is simply puberty in reverse. But while puberty is celebrated, menopause is ignored. Menopausal women are expected to choose their player—witch, lady detective, snarky matriarch, or woman with an ever increasing number of cats—and cope in silence, as their value to a patriarchal society vanishes along with their estrogen.