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Whitaker says the Mueller investigation is almost done.

Matthew Whitaker, former big dick toilet salesman and current acting attorney general, says the Mueller investigation is nearing its finish.

Whitaker did a press conference today over the US’ indictments of China’s Huawei and CFO Meng Wanzhou. During the course of the press conference, he was asked about the Mueller investigation and said, according to the Washington Post, “I have been fully briefed on the investigation and I look forward to Director Mueller delivering the final report. I am comfortable that the decisions that were made are going to be reviewed. . . . Right now, you know, the investigation is, I think, close to being completed.”